Here are some of the daily sayings I have gotten used to in religious life, most by Fr. D:
‘You’re gonna burn.’ (usually after someone does something wrong).
‘There better be a god!… or else I quit.’
‘Bye Fr. D, I’m going out.’ – ‘Alright, thanks for leaving.’
‘St. Jude pray for these hopeless souls.’ (Fr. D. as part of after dinner prayer).
Now some of what we learn in Scripture class from Fr. D:
What is the only state mention in the Bible?
-Arkansas. Genesis 8:13 Noah then removed the covering of the ark and saw that the surface of the ground was drying.
Did you know Jesus forbid television to his disciples?
-As he was coming down the mountain he said to his disciples, ‘Tell a vision to no one.’
Who has the biggest behind in the Bible?
-Balaam, because he tied his ass to a tree and then walked two miles.
